 | CLARK ROLLINS
"The Baby"
Age: 9 years old
Fun Fact: Clark is frequently mistaken to be the fraternal twin of his older sister Sylvia!
Pet Peeve: Preemption of favourite cartoons for breaking national news
Most Likely to Say: "Stop! I'm watching TV!"; "Grr... SYLVIA!!" |
 | SYLVIA ROLLINS
"The Proper Nuisance"
Age: 11 years old (physically)
Fun Fact: Though afflicted with a speech impediment, Sylvia does not allow her inability to speak clearly to slow her down verbally!
Pet Peeve: House rules for Monopoly (or any other complicated board game); Dead mice in molasses cartons
Most Likely to Say: "I-I-I wish I had some... some ham!" ; "There's... there's nothing wrong with ME!" |
 | KENDALL ROLLINS
"Just Like His Old Man"
Age: 13 years old (but acts much older)
Fun Fact: Ironically called "Man of the House" by his mother and grandmother, Ken is considered quite dangerous with a chainsaw, screwdriver, or 9-volt battery!
Pet Peeve: People who crease the back cover of his MAD Magazines trying to see the "Fold-In"
Most Likely to Say: "But I didn't even DO anything!" ; "Stop petting her - she's MY cat!" |
 | GLENDA ROLLINS
"The Mother and the Father"
Age: mid-30s
Fun Fact: Glenda, besides being the mother of three children, has also worked tirelessly as a full-time welfare recipient for years!
Pet Peeve: Pretty much everything
Most Likely to Say: "What, are you tryin' to send me into the mental? Where they hooks WIRES up to your head?" ; "I got a pain in the stomach!" |
 | GRANNY QUEENS
"Old as Buckley's Goat"
Age: 70-something (we think...)
Fun Fact: True to her Irish heritage, Gran's true passion (gardening) has been second only to her drive to receive first aid incurred during gardening-related mishaps.
Pet Peeve: That FUCKIN' [beloved family pet]
Most Likely to Say: "That's a mortal sin, now, that is!" ; "Don't mind your mother - she have a problem!" |
